herr-priestess · Oct 16, 2026 · Oct 16, 2026 · Oct 16, 2026 · Oct 16, 2026 · Oct 17, 2026
diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
@@ -125,6 +125,7 @@
 /git-patch-id
 /git-prune
 /git-prune-packed
+/git-psuh
 /git-pull
 /git-push
 /git-quiltimport

diff --git a/Documentation/git-psuh.adoc b/Documentation/git-psuh.adoc
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+git-psuh(1)
+===========
+
+NAME
+----
+git-psuh - Delight users' typo with a shy horse
+
+
+SYNOPSIS
+--------
+[synopsis]
+git psuh [<arg>...]
+
+DESCRIPTION
+-----------
+Internal metrics indicate this is a command many users expect to be
+present. So, here's an imlpementation to help drive customer 
+satisfaction and engagement: a pony which doubtfully greets the user, 
+or, a Pony Saying "Um, Hello" (PSUH).
+
+OPTIONS[[OPTIONS]]
+------------------
+...
+
+OUTPUT
+------
+...
+
+GIT
+---
+Part of the git[1] suite
diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
@@ -1473,6 +1473,7 @@ BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/patch-id.o
 BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/prune-packed.o
 BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/prune.o
 BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/pull.o
+BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/psuh.o
 BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/push.o
 BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/range-diff.o
 BUILTIN_OBJS += builtin/read-tree.o

diff --git a/builtin.h b/builtin.h
@@ -229,6 +229,7 @@ int cmd_pack_redundant(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct r
 int cmd_patch_id(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);
 int cmd_prune(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);
 int cmd_prune_packed(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);
+int cmd_psuh(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);
 int cmd_pull(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);
 int cmd_push(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);
 int cmd_range_diff(int argc, const char **argv, const char *prefix, struct repository *repo);

diff --git a/builtin/psuh.c b/builtin/psuh.c
@@ -0,0 +1,63 @@
+#include "builtin.h"
+#include "gettext.h"
+#include "config.h"
+#include "repository.h"
+#include "environment.h"
+#include "wt-status.h"
+#include "commit.h"
+#include "pretty.h"
+#include "strbuf.h"
+#include "parse-options.h"
+
+
+static const char * const  psuh_usage[] = {
+	N_("*git psuh [<arg>...]*"),
+	NULL,
+};
+
+
+int cmd_psuh(int argc, const char **argv,
+	     const char *prefix, struct repository *repo)
+
+{
+	struct option options[] = {
+		OPT_END()
+	};
+	struct commit *c = NULL;
+	struct strbuf commitline = STRBUF_INIT;
+	struct wt_status status;
+	const char *cfg_name;
+	int i;
+
+	wt_status_prepare(repo, &status);
+	repo_config(repo, git_default_config, &status);
+
+
+	printf(_("Pony saying hello goes here.\n"));
+
+	printf(Q_("Your args (there is %d):\n", "Your args (there are %d):\n", argc), argc);
+
+	argc = parse_options(argc, argv, prefix, options, psuh_usage, 0);
+
+	for (i = 0; i < argc; i++)
+		printf("%d: %s\n", i, argv[i]);
+
+	printf(_("Your current working directory:\n<top-level>%s%s\n"), prefix ? "/" : "", prefix ? prefix : "");
+
+	repo_config(repo, git_default_config, NULL);
+	if (repo_config_get_string_tmp(repo, "user.name", &cfg_name))
+		printf(_("No name is found in config\n"));
+	else
+		printf(_("Your name: %s\n"), cfg_name);
+
+	printf(_("Your current branch: %s\n"), status.branch);
+
+	c = lookup_commit_reference_by_name("origin/master");
+	if (c != NULL) {
+		pp_commit_easy(CMIT_FMT_ONELINE, c, &commitline);
+		printf(_("Current commit: %s\n"), commitline.buf);
+	}
+
+	return 0;
+
+}
diff --git a/command-list.txt b/command-list.txt
@@ -154,6 +154,7 @@ git-pack-refs                           ancillarymanipulators
 git-patch-id                            purehelpers
 git-prune                               ancillarymanipulators   complete
 git-prune-packed                        plumbingmanipulators
+git-psuh                                mainporcelain           info
 git-pull                                mainporcelain           remote
 git-push                                mainporcelain           remote
 git-quiltimport                         foreignscminterface

diff --git a/git.c b/git.c
@@ -630,6 +630,7 @@ static struct cmd_struct commands[] = {
 	{ "pickaxe", cmd_blame, RUN_SETUP },
 	{ "prune", cmd_prune, RUN_SETUP },
 	{ "prune-packed", cmd_prune_packed, RUN_SETUP },
+	{ "psuh", cmd_psuh, RUN_SETUP },
 	{ "pull", cmd_pull, RUN_SETUP | NEED_WORK_TREE },
 	{ "push", cmd_push, RUN_SETUP },
 	{ "range-diff", cmd_range_diff, RUN_SETUP | USE_PAGER },