const status = {
  focus: "Building features... that become bugs 🐛→🚀",
  bugs: "Sometimes features... mostly chaos ✨",
  energy: "Powered by coffee ☕💉 (and pure denial)",
  mood: "Optimistic… mostly 😎 (until production)",
  reality: "It works on my machine™ 😂",
  secretSkill: "Turning coffee into code... and bugs into 'features' 🧪"
};