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天堂里没有车来车往 |
五折叔的水稻田
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<p>某一年A君出差来昆明，带他吃了过桥米线、每人三瓶啤酒，我昏昏欲醉，他也是。<br>晚上11点，我带他去做精油按摩，按到一半，他吐了两次。所以后几十分钟，技师小姑娘就拿着他的小手画圈圈，画面很是诡异。</p>
<p>90分钟精油按摩，已经是12点半了，他蹲在垃圾袋旁吐，我蹲在他身旁看他吐。七八瓶啤酒量的我们，一致认为这酒有毛病。</p>
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<p>我打算去给他买酸奶。</p>
<p>全家门口十来米，站着一位姑娘，厚厚的粉糊在脸上、双眼皮贴、黑乎乎的假睫毛，不过不管怎么说还是有一张网红脸的。所以我走过去打量一下问：“多少钱？”<br>她瞪着我：“你他妈才是出来卖的！”</p>
<p>我莫名其妙：“我是说那酸奶多少钱。”</p>
<p>她白了我一眼，喝了口酸奶，没再说话。</p>
<p>现在的姑娘真是莫名其妙、无理取闹、无可救药。</p>
<p>凌晨一点半，微信一位姑娘发微信告诉我她在圆通山附近，刚吃完麻辣烫，身边还有一个朋友，叫我过去玩。</p>
<p>我踢了踢蹲在地上装死的A君，“睡你麻痹！起来嗨”</p>
<p>凌晨两点，我们找到了她们。这里有必要区分一下两位姑娘，长发姑娘和短发姑娘。长发姑娘是我的姑娘。</p>
<p>在四下无人的街道走着，偶尔过去几辆车。</p>
<p>我开始开启我的嘴炮技能，把她们哄得很开心，所以为了表达愉悦的心情，我的姑娘突然来了一个前空翻，不用手的那种。（黑人问号脸）</p>
<p>一路走到KTV后，A君躺在沙发上便不动了。我也就陪她们喝喝酒，逗逗旁边的我的她，再礼貌性地和他的她找点话题，为了不让她一个人显得尴尬。</p>
<p>我掏出爆珠万宝路，问她想学坏吗？她说她不用学，接过一颗烟叼在嘴里，像西西里的美丽传说中莫妮卡等着绅士之火。</p>
<p>从我给她点上那颗烟开始，这个夜幕的一角便已经开始燃烧。</p>
<p>她脚上有个纹身、胳膊上有个纹身，我还想再找一找更多的纹身。但是作为一个正人君子，我很安分。</p>
<p>A君依然在躺尸，他的姑娘一个人默默地唱歌，或者，吹一瓶酒。</p>
<p>她说她想吃冰淇淋，我说叫服务再送点酒，等会一起吧。她说不，她现在马上立刻就要吃。</p>
<p>依你，都依你。</p>
<p>买完冰淇淋后她说：“陪我出去走走。”</p>
<p>都是套路，怪不得现在立刻马上就要吃冰淇淋。</p>
<p>我们并肩走到凌晨三点多的巷弄里。</p>
<p>我们并肩坐在凌晨三点多的椅子上。</p>
<p>她抬头看夜空说，“今天没有星星。”</p>
<p>“有的，你仔细看看。”</p>
<p>“没有。”</p>
<p>“真有。”</p>
<p>“好好好，有有有，你看那，那，那还有那，好多星星呀。”</p>
<p>我给她说了一个故事。</p>
<p>她说她困了，我把她搂到怀里说，</p>
<p>“睡会吧。”</p>
<p>她抬头问我</p>
<p>“你不困吗？”</p>
<p>“有个美女在身边，怎么可能困。”</p>
<p>“那我们是不是该做些别的什么？”她说。</p>
<p>“做什么？” 我吻了上去。</p>
<p>夜幕的那团火，这一刻，烧到了我们身上。</p>
<p>干柴烈火，我们达成一致要玩点刺激的。</p>
<p>凌晨四点的夜，除了巷弄那头的一个流浪汉，再也没有人了，就近找一个隐蔽处，我不知道我为什么要找一个隐蔽处。</p>
<p>但是，后面二十来分钟为不可描写部分。</p>
<p>回去的时候，她自然地挽起我的胳膊，依偎在我身边，像一对情侣。</p>
<p>A君还在沙发上躺尸，我特么都办完事回来了，他还在躺尸。</p>
<p>她在我耳边说，“我好像对你心动了。”</p>
<p>我一时还不知道怎么回答，所以我没回答。</p>
<p>她又把我带下去，天已经亮了。</p>
<p>她踮起脚、仰起头、搂着我，吻了很久很久。</p>
<p>她低头问我，“这是我们最后一次见面吗？”</p>
<p>我很肯定地告诉她：“当然不是。”</p>
<p>今晚她说的话我没有一句是相信的，但是她那一低头的失落，是我唯一确定的。</p>
<p>她似乎想拥有我，但我谁都不属于。</p>
<p>五点一刻，我们推开KTV的门，A君醒了。</p>
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