diff --git a/app/main.py b/app/main.py
index c6184356..5e8d6f4e 100644
--- a/app/main.py
+++ b/app/main.py
@@ -63,424 +63,4 @@
 while not exit_status:
 	save['location'] = Location(save['location']).execute()
 
-# TODO: translate everything below this point into `data/locations.json` and `events/*.py`
-	if False:
-
-		# options menu
-		if options_open == True:
-			sp('Options Menu\n[1] - Text Speed\n[2] - EMPTY\n[3] - EMPTY\n[4] - Back\n')
-			while not option:
-				option = get()
-			if option == '1':
-				option = ''
-				while option != '5':
-					sp('\nText Speed\n[1] - Slow\n[2] - Normal\n[3] - Fast\n[4] - Ultra\n[5] - Back\n')
-					option = ''
-					while (not option) and option not in ['1', '2', '3', '4', '5']:
-						option = get()
-					if option != '5':
-						sp('')
-					if option == '1':
-						save['options']['text_speed'] = 'slow'
-						sp('Text Speed set to Slow!')
-					elif option == '2':
-						save['options']['text_speed'] = 'normal'
-						sp('Text Speed set to Normal!')
-					elif option == '3':
-						save['options']['text_speed'] = 'fast'
-						sp('Text Speed set to Fast!')
-					elif option == '4':
-						save['options']['text_speed'] = 'ultra'
-						sp('Text Speed set to Ultra!')
-					reset_sp(text[save['options']['text_speed']])
-			elif option in ['2', '3']:
-				sp('Coming Soon!')
-			elif option == '4':
-				options_open = False
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# player house - upstairs
-		elif save['location'] == 'playerhouse-up':
-			sp(f'Current Location: {save["name"]}\'s Room (Upstairs)\n\n[s] - Go Downstairs\n[1] - Computer\n[2] - Notebook\n')
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == '1':
-				sg('\n...')
-				sg('Looks like you can\'t use it yet.')
-			elif option == '2':
-				sg('\nThe notebook is open to a page that says:\n\n"Use the [m] command in the overworld to open the menu.\nFrom the menu, you can save your progress, check your Pokémon, and more!"')
-			elif option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'playerhouse-down'
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# player house - downstairs
-		elif save['location'] == 'playerhouse-down':
-			sp(f'Current Location: {save["name"]}\'s House (Downstairs)\n\n[w] - Go Upstairs\n[d] - Go Outside\n')
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'd':
-				save['location'] = 'pallet'
-			elif option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'playerhouse-up'
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# pallet town
-		elif save['location'] == 'pallet':
-			sp(f'Current Location: Pallet Town - "Shades of your journey await!"\n\n[w] - Go to Route 1\n[a] - Go to {save["name"]}\'s House\n[s] - Go to Sea-Route 21\n[d] - Go to OAK\'s LAB\n')
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				if save['flag']['chosen_starter']:
-					save['location'] = 'route1-s'
-					encounter = get_encounter('route1-s', 'tall-grass')
-					battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-				else:
-					sg('\nYou take a step into the tall grass north of Pallet Town.')
-					sg('...')
-					sg('Suddenly, you hear a voice shouting from behind you.')
-					sg('\nOAK: Hey! Wait! Don\'t go out!')
-					sg('\nProfessor OAK runs up to you from behind.')
-					sg('\nOAK: It\'s unsafe! Wild Pokémon live in tall grass! You need your own Pokémon for protection. Come with me!')
-					sg('\nProfessor OAK leads you to his laboratory. He walks up to a table with three Poké Balls on it.')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: Here, {save["name"]}! There are three Pokémon here, reserved for new trainers.')
-					while not save['flag']['chosen_starter']:
-						sp('Go ahead and choose one!\n\n[1] - Bulbasaur\n[2] - Charmander\n[3] - Squirtle\n')
-						option = ''
-						while not option and option not in ['1', '2', '3']:
-							option = get()
-						if option in ['1', '2', '3']:
-							sp(f'\nDo you want the `{["GRASS", "FIRE", "WATER"][int(option)-1]}`-type Pokémon, {["Bulbasaur", "Charmander", "Squirtle"][int(option)-1]}? (Y/N)\n')
-							confirm = ''
-							while confirm not in yn:
-								confirm = get()
-							if confirm in y:
-								save['flag']['chosen_starter'] = True
-								save['starter'] = ['BULBASAUR', 'CHARMANDER', 'SQUIRTLE'][int(option)-1]
-								save['dex'] = {save['starter']: {'seen': True, 'caught': True}}
-								save['flag']['type'] = {dex[save['starter']]['type']: {'seen': True, 'caught': True}}
-								for i in [('BULBASAUR', 'CHARMANDER'), ('CHARMANDER', 'SQUIRTLE'), ('SQUIRTLE', 'BULBASAUR')]:
-									if save['starter'] == i[0]:
-										save['rivalStarter'] = i[1]
-								save['party'].append(Pokemon(save['starter'], 5, {
-									'hp': 31,
-									'atk': 31,
-									'def': 31,
-									'spa': 31,
-									'spd': 31,
-									'spe': 31
-								}, find_moves(save['starter'], 5) ))
-							else:
-								sp('')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: {save["starter"]} looks really energetic!')
-					sg('\nJust as you turn to leave, another young trainer enters the lab.')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: Ah, JOHNNY! Perfect timing! {save["name"]} here has just chosen a Pokémon! Why don\'t you choose one too?')
-					sg(f'\nJOHNNY walks up to the table and thinks for a few seconds, before picking up a Poké Ball containing {save["rivalStarter"].upper()}.')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: {save["starter"]} and {save["rivalStarter"]} are both brilliant choices!')
-					sg('\nJOHNNY nods to you, then turns to walk away. But, before he does, Professor OAK calls him back.')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: JOHNNY! Why don\'t you battle {save["name"]} before you go?')
-					sg('\nJOHNNY stops and looks at you over his shoulder, as if he doesn\'t understand.')
-					sg('\n...Suddenly, he gives a smile and tosses his Poké Ball into the air!')
-					battle([Pokemon(save['rivalStarter'], 5, {}, find_moves(save['rivalStarter'], 5))], battle_type='trainer', name='JOHNNY', start_diagloue='...', title='Pokémon Trainer', end_dialouge='...')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: A marvellous battle! Congratulations, {save["name"] if save["flag"]["won_first_battle"] else "JOHNNY"}!')
-					sg('Let me heal your Pokémon for you.')
-					heal(save)
-					sg('\nOAK: You can make your Pokémon stronger by training on Route 1.')
-					sg('\nJOHNNY tips his hat to you before taking his leave of the Lab.')
-					sg('You notice that he\'s heading North.')
-					save['location'] = 'oak-lab'
-			elif option == 'a':
-				save['location'] = 'playerhouse-down'
-			elif option == 's':
-				sg('\nThe water is a deep, clear blue.')
-				if save['hms']['surf']:
-					sp('\n...Would you like to use Surf? (Y/N)')
-					option = ''
-					while option not in yn:
-						option = input('\n> ')
-					if option in y:
-						save['location'] = 'seaRoute21'
-					else:
-						sg('\nYou decided not to use Surf.')
-			elif option == 'd':
-				if save['flag']['chosen_starter']:
-					save['location'] = 'oak-lab'
-				else:
-					sg('\n...')
-					sg('It appears to be locked.')
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# oak's lab
-		elif save['location'] == 'oak-lab':
-			sp('Current Location: OAK\'s Lab\n\n[a] - Go to Pallet Town\n[1] - Lab Assistant (Left)\n[2] - Lab Assistant (Right)\n[3] - Professor OAK\n[4] - OAK\'s Computer\n')
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'a':
-				save['location'] = 'pallet'
-			elif option == '1':
-				sg('\nASSISTANT: I study Pokémon as Professor OAK\'s aide.')
-			elif option == '2':
-				sg('\nASSISTANT: Professor OAK is an authority on Pokémon!')
-				sg('Many Pokémon trainers hold him in high regard!')
-			elif option == '3':
-				if 'Oak\'s Parcel' in save['bag']:
-					sg(f'\nOAK: Oh, {save["name"]}! How is my old Pokémon? Well, it seems to like you a lot.')
-					sg('You must be talented as a Pokémon trainer!')
-					sg('\n(You hold the parcel out to Professor OAK.)')
-					sg('\nOAK: What? You have something for me?')
-					sg(f'\n{save["name"]} delivered Oak\'s Parcel.')
-					save['flag']['delivered_package'] = True
-					save['bag'].pop('Oak\'s Parcel')
-					sg('OAK: Ah! This is the custom POKE BALL I ordered! Thank you!')
-					sg('\nJust at that moment, JOHNNY enters the building. OAK notices and calls him over.')
-					sg('\nOAK: JOHNNY! You\'re just in time!')
-					sg('I have a request of you two.')
-					sg('On the desk there is my invention, POKEDEX!')
-					sg('It automatically records data on Pokémon you\'ve seen or caught, like a hi-tech encyclopedia!')
-					sg(f'\n{save["name"]} and JOHNNY! Take these with you!')
-					sg(f'({save["name"]} obtained the POKEDEX!)')
-					save['bag']['Pokedex'] = 1
-					sg('\nOAK: To make a complete guide on all the Pokémon in the world...')
-					sg('That was my dream! But, I\'m too old! I can\'t do it!')
-					sg('So, I want you two to fulfill my dream for me!')
-					sg('Get moving, you two! This is a great undertaking in Pokémon history!')
-					sg('\nJOHNNY nods and takes his leave.')
-					sg(f'\nOAK: Pokémon around the world wait for you, {save["name"]}!')
-				else:
-					sg('\nOAK: You\'ve caught a total of...')
-					sg(f'\n{sum(1 if save["dex"][i]["caught"] else 0 for i in save["dex"])} Pokémon!')
-			elif option == '4':
-				sg('\nThere\' an email message here:')
-				sg('"Calling all Pokémon trainers!\nThe elite trainers of Pokémon League are ready to take on all comers! Bring your best Pokémon and see how you rate as a trainer!\nPokémon LEAGUE HQ INDIGO PLATEAU\nPS: Professor OAK, please visit us!"')
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# route 1 - south
-		elif save['location'] == 'route1-s':
-			if not save['flag']['been_to_route_1']: save['flag']['been_to_route_1'] = True
-			sp('Current Location: Route 1 (South)\n\n[w] - Go to Route 1 (North)\n[s] - Go to Pallet Town\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'route1-n'
-				encounter = get_encounter('route1-n', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'pallet'
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# route 1 - north
-		elif save['location'] == 'route1-n':
-			sp('Current Location: Route 1 (North)\n\n[w] - Go to Viridian City\n[s] - Go to Route 1 (South)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian'
-			elif option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'route1-s'
-				encounter = get_encounter('route1-s', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			else:
-				sp('\nInvalid answer!')
-
-		# viridian city
-		elif save['location'] == 'viridian':
-			sp('Current Location: Viridian City\n\n[w] - Go to Route 2 (South)\n[a] - Go to Route 22 (East)\n[s] - Go to Route 1 (North)\n[1] - Viridian Pokémon Centre\n[2] - Viridian Pokémart\n[3] - Viridian Pokemon Gym\n')
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				if save['flag']['delivered_package']:
-					save['location'] = 'route2-s'
-					encounter = get_encounter('route2-s', 'tall-grass')
-					battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-				else:
-					sg('\nAn old man is blocking the way, accompanied by an apologetic young lady.')
-					sg('\nMAN: Hey you, get off my property!')
-					sg('\nGIRL: Oh, grandpa! Don\'t be so mean!')
-					sg('\nIt looks like you won\'t be able to pass until later.')
-			elif option == 'a':
-				sg('\nComing soon!')
-			elif option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'route1-n'
-				encounter = get_encounter('route1-n', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == '1':
-				heal(save)
-				save['recent_center'] = 'viridian'
-			elif option == '2':
-				if save['flag']['delivered_package']:
-					display_pokemart('viridian')
-				elif 'Oak\'s Parcel' in save['bag']:
-					sg('\nCLERK: Please deliver Oak\'s Parcel!')
-				else:
-					sg('\nCLERK: Hey! You came from PALLET TOWN? You know Professor OAK, right?')
-					sg('His order came in. Will you take it to him?')
-					save['bag']['Oak\'s Parcel'] = 1
-					sg(f'\n({save["name"]} recieved Oak\'s Parcel!)\n')
-					sg('\nCLERK: Okay! Say hi to the Professor for me!')
-			elif option == '3':
-				if save['badges']['Boulder'] and save['badges']['Cascade'] and save['badges']['Volcano'] and save['badges']['Marsh'] and save['badges']['Rainbow'] and save['badges']['Soul'] and save['badges']['Thunder']:
-					save['location'] = 'viridian-gym'
-				else:
-					sg("\nThe gym is closed")
-					sg('\nYou won\'t be able to enter until later.')
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		elif save['location'] == 'route2-s':
-			sp('Current Location: Route 2 (South)\n\n[w] - Go to Viridian Forest (South)\n[s] - Go to Viridian City\n[d] - Go to Route 2 (North)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-s'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-s', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian'
-			elif option == 'd':
-				if save['hms']['cut']:
-					save['location'] = 'route2-w'
-				else:
-					sg('\nThere is a tree in the way')
-					sg('\nMaybe a Pokémon could cut it down?')
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		elif save['location'] == 'viridian-forest-s':
-			sp('Current Location: Viridian Forest (South)\n\n[a] - Go to Viridian Forest (West)\n[s] - Go to Route 2 (South)\n[d] - Go to Viridian Forest (East)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'route2-s'
-				encounter = get_encounter('route2-s', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'a':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-w'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-w', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'd':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-e'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-e', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		elif save['location'] == 'viridian-forest-w':
-			sp('Current Location: Viridian Forest (West)\n\n[w] - Go to Viridian Forest (North)\n[s] - Go to Viridian Forest (South)\n[d] - Go to Viridian Forest (East)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-s'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-s', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-n'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-n', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'd':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-e'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-e', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		elif save['location'] == 'viridian-forest-e':
-			sp('Current Location: Viridian Forest (East)\n\n[w] - Go to Viridian Forest (North)\n[s] - Go to Viridian Forest (South)\n[a] - Go to Viridian Forest (West)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-s'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-s', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-n'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-n', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'a':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-w'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-w', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		elif save['location'] == 'viridian-forest-n':
-			sp('Current Location: Viridian Forest (North)\n\n[w] - Go to Route 2 (North)\n[a] - Go to Viridian Forest (West)\n[d] - Go to Viridian Forest (East)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				save['location'] = 'route2-n'
-				encounter = get_encounter('route2-n', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'a':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-w'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-w', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option == 'd':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-e'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-e', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		elif save['location'] == "route2-n":
-			sp('Current Location: Route 2 (North)\n\n[w] - Go to Pewter City\n[s] - Go to Viridian Forest (North)\n')
-			trainer_options = display_trainers(save['location'])
-			while option == '':
-				option = get()
-			if option == 'w':
-				sg("Coming soon") # Will become save['location'] = 'pewter'
-			elif option == 's':
-				save['location'] = 'viridian-forest-n'
-				encounter = get_encounter('viridian-forest-n', 'tall-grass')
-				battle([Pokemon(encounter['pokemon'], encounter['level'], {})])
-			elif option in trainer_options:
-				trainer_interaction(save['location'], option)
-			elif option == 'm':
-				menu_open = True
-
-		# invalid location
-		else:
-			abort(f'The location "{save["location"]}" is not a valid location.')
-
-		# end of loop
-		if not dex_string:
-			sp('')
-
 	# end program